Dude!! cant believe the day is finally here.. Surdi getting married!! Awesome!! Heartiest congratulations to you and Urvi.. . after reading through the stories ..it is truly a dream journey for the both of you.
Well for the few lines... i remember Sumeet since he was plain ol buddy boy surdi.. (im sure he still is :) Used to have great times watching movies along with Boli bhai & Goofy.. Surdi and I also spent a good 3-4 months as roomies back in Pune during grad coll.. Also witnessed the before of the GREAT transformation! :D and also been there for all those Surdi crushes .. hehe.. seems a bit funny now..
We all seemed to have matured a great deal from those times.. but hopefully still remain great friends.. Heres Wishing Sumeet and Urvi a Happy married life ahead.. full of love, joy and laughter..
P.S: Great Site.. awesome snaps... love your smiles :D
Cheers
huzi
Thursday, December, 03,2009 16:30:33
chaitanya:
hi urvi and sukesh,
thanx for the formal invite. ur invitation card is very pretty and lovely. well
made and is different.
have great pleasure in accepting your invitation and will be attending as many events as possible.
blessings to urvi n sumeet.
hope u guys r neck deep in preparations and tyarian.
chaitanya
Monday, November, 23,2009 21:09:45
Pranay Tewari:
Refreshing concept. Conratulations in advance.
God Bless and GodSpeed..
Tuesday, November, 17,2009 21:22:00
suresh (35 of 68):
Sumeet, A mother-in-law(MIL) and daughter-in-law(DIL) getting along is as rare as a man giving birth – will happen someday, but not in our lifetime.
If Urvi is engaging in even one of the following five subversive behaviors, she’s already on her way to a predictable MIL-DIL relationship.
1) As a direct shot at your mom’s authority, Urvi refuses to call you by the name your mom gave you. It’s even more blatant if Urvi gives you an emasculating name that rhymes with popular female names like Deepthi, Aarti, Preeti, and… Urvi.
2) Urvi often suggests things to buy for your parent’s house. This is a preemptive setup to repealing any suggestions coming the other way.
3) Urvi forces you to frequently meet women of authority in her family. This is a counterbalancing technique.
4) You call your mom either momma, mamma, or mommy. This is not something Urvi does, but it’s a trigger to her staunch defiance.
5) Urvi brags to everyone that she has the coolest MIL. This is called intentional jinxing.
Thursday, November, 12,2009 19:43:21
suresh (34 of 68):
Now some philosophy for Urvi:
Urvi, for women, finding and marrying the boy is like buying a doormat.
1) Not just figuratively, but literally!
2) Unlike men looking for cars, you don’t do comparison shopping for doormats. You just get what you think looks functional.
3) Once bought, you typically forget that it’s even there!
4) You notice it only when it’s not doing its job on rainy days.
5) You stomp on it all year long and even when you want it to look nice, you dust it by slamming it against the wall.
But the good thing is, unlike men and their cars, you hang on to your doormats even when they are fully worn out and barely functional, and newer ones are fairly easy for you to acquire.
Wednesday, November, 11,2009 07:29:57
suresh (33 of 68):
Sumeet, as I am winding down with my posts, to some philosophy now.
For men, finding and marrying the girl is like buying a car.
1) They compare all make and models available and short-list them.
2) Test drive some of them.
3) Talk to others who have owned the car to learn what they like and dislike.
4) They even look under the hood and stare at the engine, though they know nothing about the workings of a car
5) They dream of accessorizing it in the future.
But the moment they drive their new purchase out of the shop, they want the car others have! Cars that didn't look appealing before, suddenly starts to look stunning. Yes, this is called Buyer’s Remorse.
Fortunately, you won’t have any Buyer’s Remorse, because you will be ‘owning’ one of the best ever made, the envy of everyone else. You will show it off for the rest of your life.
Wednesday, November, 11,2009 07:26:40
suresh (32 of 68):
Urvi, a while back, you had asked me how would you know if you are in love with someone.
Remember what I told you: Close your eyes. Imagine that you are stranded with that person in a deserted island. Does the thought of hanging out with that person for a month, in solitary, make you happy?
Well, honeymoon in an island is the closest you will get to a stranded island. Use it to reconfirm if you are deeply in love with your spouse. This is how:
1) At your honeymoon, if you ever get the urge to turn on the TV in your room, someone else owns the remote control to your heart.
2) If you ever get the urge to check people’s statuses on facebook, the book of your life will have more than one entry.
3) If you ever get the urge to wake up before your spouse so that you can have coffee/tea quietly and get some alone time, you might as well wake up and smell the coffee.
4) If you ever get overly dressed up to go for dinner in your resort’s restaurant, you are hoping that they serve love there, because your current love ain’t that deep.
5) If you ever play (traditional) card or board games in your room, you should be ready to pack up your stuff in cardboards and move on.
I know, the norms of society are reversed – ideally, honeymoon should come first, then marriage.
Tuesday, November, 10,2009 07:36:32
suresh (31 of 68):
Urvi, things to pack for your Mauritius honeymoon:
1) Clothes!
2) Deodorant – Because, in women, body odor is like neediness. Absolutely captivating in limited amounts, relationship killer when copious. Men are lucky that way… body odor in men, in any amount, is called pheromones.
3) Onions – Because they are expensive in Mauritius, and you might as well use your honeymoon to start on your transition to a sardarni – and learn how to serve pyaaj mukka mar kay.
4) Butter – Complete your sardarni transition by gaining those extra flabs of fat. And butter is multi-purpose… rub it on you before you head out to the beach for that wet, just out of water look.
5) Sleeping Pills – slip some to your husband, slip on something nice and slip out...
Monday, November, 09,2009 10:29:26
suresh (30 of 68):
Sumeet, things to pack for your Mauritius honeymoon:
Sunscreen for Urvi – if you don’t pack yours, Urvi might just succumb to the notorious three words from a wayward surfer dude – “may I apply?” To which, Urvi may utter the "f" word......"Fabulous".
Extra tube of Sunscreen - I learned in 3rd grade math that surface area of a sphere is like a lot. A pear is a sphere and is the shape of your dear. Damn, it rhymes!
Camera with wide-angle lens – To capture the real beauty of the beaches, and to capture your wide bride. Rhymes again!
Electric Razor – Some places in Mauritius do not allow cross dressers. The razor is to prevent the untimely appearance of Urvi’s pesky moustache.
Candles – For those candle light dinners. I think.
Ok, this is painful. Amber, please make this website like those holographic cards – I want the ability for two versions based on who’s viewing it.
Sunday, November, 08,2009 12:39:29
suresh (29 of 68):
Sumeet, on to the last of the four rules you must obey to make Urvi love you forever – the S in my NEWS acronym – Strangely Picky. Being Strangely Picky means being passionate about something strange and insignificant.
Chicks dig passionate dudes, especially, when they can’t figure out what (and why) he’s passionate about. When they say ‘my man is intense’, this is what they are referring to. Now, some tips:
1) Be picky and feign temper over the amount of sugar in your coffee – she will start her day thinking about you and fretting to please you.
2) Be picky and feign temper over water in your soap dish after she showers – She will think of you every time she showers. You want women to think of you when they are most vulnerable.
3) Be picky and feign temper over the clothes she wears – She’ll always think of you when she’s picking out her clothes for the day. And, your pickiness will prevent her from asking the nagging ‘how do I look’ question.
4) Be picky and feign temper over her not asking about your day, when she comes back from work – She will abstain from giving you the 8-hour recount of her 8-her work day, and will constantly worry to ask about your day.
5) Be picky and feign temper over her constant pulling of the blanket at nights – she will think of you even when she’s sleeping. And, as a bonus, she will even suggest for you both using your two separate blankets.
Well for the few lines... i remember Sumeet since he was plain ol buddy boy surdi.. (im sure he still is :) Used to have great times watching movies along with Boli bhai & Goofy.. Surdi and I also spent a good 3-4 months as roomies back in Pune during grad coll.. Also witnessed the before of the GREAT transformation! :D and also been there for all those Surdi crushes .. hehe.. seems a bit funny now..
We all seemed to have matured a great deal from those times.. but hopefully still remain great friends.. Heres Wishing Sumeet and Urvi a Happy married life ahead.. full of love, joy and laughter..
P.S: Great Site.. awesome snaps... love your smiles :D
Cheers
huzi
thanx for the formal invite. ur invitation card is very pretty and lovely. well
made and is different.
have great pleasure in accepting your invitation and will be attending as many events as possible.
blessings to urvi n sumeet.
hope u guys r neck deep in preparations and tyarian.
chaitanya
God Bless and GodSpeed..
If Urvi is engaging in even one of the following five subversive behaviors, she’s already on her way to a predictable MIL-DIL relationship.
1) As a direct shot at your mom’s authority, Urvi refuses to call you by the name your mom gave you. It’s even more blatant if Urvi gives you an emasculating name that rhymes with popular female names like Deepthi, Aarti, Preeti, and… Urvi.
2) Urvi often suggests things to buy for your parent’s house. This is a preemptive setup to repealing any suggestions coming the other way.
3) Urvi forces you to frequently meet women of authority in her family. This is a counterbalancing technique.
4) You call your mom either momma, mamma, or mommy. This is not something Urvi does, but it’s a trigger to her staunch defiance.
5) Urvi brags to everyone that she has the coolest MIL. This is called intentional jinxing.
Urvi, for women, finding and marrying the boy is like buying a doormat.
1) Not just figuratively, but literally!
2) Unlike men looking for cars, you don’t do comparison shopping for doormats. You just get what you think looks functional.
3) Once bought, you typically forget that it’s even there!
4) You notice it only when it’s not doing its job on rainy days.
5) You stomp on it all year long and even when you want it to look nice, you dust it by slamming it against the wall.
But the good thing is, unlike men and their cars, you hang on to your doormats even when they are fully worn out and barely functional, and newer ones are fairly easy for you to acquire.
For men, finding and marrying the girl is like buying a car.
1) They compare all make and models available and short-list them.
2) Test drive some of them.
3) Talk to others who have owned the car to learn what they like and dislike.
4) They even look under the hood and stare at the engine, though they know nothing about the workings of a car
5) They dream of accessorizing it in the future.
But the moment they drive their new purchase out of the shop, they want the car others have! Cars that didn't look appealing before, suddenly starts to look stunning. Yes, this is called Buyer’s Remorse.
Fortunately, you won’t have any Buyer’s Remorse, because you will be ‘owning’ one of the best ever made, the envy of everyone else. You will show it off for the rest of your life.
Remember what I told you: Close your eyes. Imagine that you are stranded with that person in a deserted island. Does the thought of hanging out with that person for a month, in solitary, make you happy?
Well, honeymoon in an island is the closest you will get to a stranded island. Use it to reconfirm if you are deeply in love with your spouse. This is how:
1) At your honeymoon, if you ever get the urge to turn on the TV in your room, someone else owns the remote control to your heart.
2) If you ever get the urge to check people’s statuses on facebook, the book of your life will have more than one entry.
3) If you ever get the urge to wake up before your spouse so that you can have coffee/tea quietly and get some alone time, you might as well wake up and smell the coffee.
4) If you ever get overly dressed up to go for dinner in your resort’s restaurant, you are hoping that they serve love there, because your current love ain’t that deep.
5) If you ever play (traditional) card or board games in your room, you should be ready to pack up your stuff in cardboards and move on.
I know, the norms of society are reversed – ideally, honeymoon should come first, then marriage.
1) Clothes!
2) Deodorant – Because, in women, body odor is like neediness. Absolutely captivating in limited amounts, relationship killer when copious. Men are lucky that way… body odor in men, in any amount, is called pheromones.
3) Onions – Because they are expensive in Mauritius, and you might as well use your honeymoon to start on your transition to a sardarni – and learn how to serve pyaaj mukka mar kay.
4) Butter – Complete your sardarni transition by gaining those extra flabs of fat. And butter is multi-purpose… rub it on you before you head out to the beach for that wet, just out of water look.
5) Sleeping Pills – slip some to your husband, slip on something nice and slip out...
Sunscreen for Urvi – if you don’t pack yours, Urvi might just succumb to the notorious three words from a wayward surfer dude – “may I apply?” To which, Urvi may utter the "f" word......"Fabulous".
Extra tube of Sunscreen - I learned in 3rd grade math that surface area of a sphere is like a lot. A pear is a sphere and is the shape of your dear. Damn, it rhymes!
Camera with wide-angle lens – To capture the real beauty of the beaches, and to capture your wide bride. Rhymes again!
Electric Razor – Some places in Mauritius do not allow cross dressers. The razor is to prevent the untimely appearance of Urvi’s pesky moustache.
Candles – For those candle light dinners. I think.
Ok, this is painful. Amber, please make this website like those holographic cards – I want the ability for two versions based on who’s viewing it.
Chicks dig passionate dudes, especially, when they can’t figure out what (and why) he’s passionate about. When they say ‘my man is intense’, this is what they are referring to. Now, some tips:
1) Be picky and feign temper over the amount of sugar in your coffee – she will start her day thinking about you and fretting to please you.
2) Be picky and feign temper over water in your soap dish after she showers – She will think of you every time she showers. You want women to think of you when they are most vulnerable.
3) Be picky and feign temper over the clothes she wears – She’ll always think of you when she’s picking out her clothes for the day. And, your pickiness will prevent her from asking the nagging ‘how do I look’ question.
4) Be picky and feign temper over her not asking about your day, when she comes back from work – She will abstain from giving you the 8-hour recount of her 8-her work day, and will constantly worry to ask about your day.
5) Be picky and feign temper over her constant pulling of the blanket at nights – she will think of you even when she’s sleeping. And, as a bonus, she will even suggest for you both using your two separate blankets.